@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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