She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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