Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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