Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
