: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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