her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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