okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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