Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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