So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
