God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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