a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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