Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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