I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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