He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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