you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
