I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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