32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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