He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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