Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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