Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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