whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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