whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Panties = found
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
