Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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