I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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