I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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