Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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