: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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