well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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