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I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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