She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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