ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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