Cold hands, warm shart.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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