You can't special order awesome
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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