She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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