no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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