So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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