I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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