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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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