so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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