OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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