i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
MIDGETS
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Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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