she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just forgot I was standing up.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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