just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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