he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
