I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
how does that bad decision feel?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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