You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
i think i just lost a toe
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