you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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