How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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