Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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