do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
