Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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