This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Please don't give away my fajitas
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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