do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
