Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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