i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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